Mar 17, 2012
m ss ng p eces created a visual life profile featuring legendary creative advisor and designer michael wolff.
Nov 10, 2011
if that doesn't get you in the mood for the long weekend, i don't know what will.
wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah!
Nov 4, 2011
it's been brought to my attention that everyone in life (don't even try to not agree) has warmed up to the idea of babes in bikinis. now listen up, take a sip of Sunny D and wipe the drool off your cheek- i mean business.
waves. beach. sun. sand. sounds to me like surfers paradise- or my equivalent of lemon flavoured Sour Patch Kids- amazing. but- whilst you get lost in california dreamin', i should remind you that before you decide to take one of these babes out for a little spin on the d.floor, looking hot in a bikini doesn't exactly command a lot of respect in the rough-and-tumble, dog-eat-dog, who-took-my-sandwich "real world".
no, this is just not enough. we need more than that. we're just going to show you how it's done, and look good doing it. it's called multitasking in the power-bitch world; so ladies, this one's for you.
Aug 30, 2011
The love affair between chalk and I started haphazardly, about two years ago now:
The night was dark, it was raining, and the roads were slick. It was on the dim lit streets where I was meandering between puddles, when it happened- I witnessed the most disturbing sight (and I watch Joan Rivers' Fashion Police religiously). Car accident, you ask? No. It was worse. There lying on the sidewalk was the remains of the most intricate, and detailed hopscotch I had ever seen. Helpless, it's beautiful geometry was melting down the sidewalk into the gutter. I swore that blustery night; I would dedicate a major portion of my career to chalk pens- the more permanent descendant of sidewalk chalk- and their resurrection.
Since then, our relationship has become nearly offensive. In memory of that day, chalk- my dusty bitch lover, this one's for you.